I have not had a good day fiddling with iPhones.

The story started some time ago when one iPhone was dropped and suffered catastrophic damage. And I mean catastrophic. For anyone that has ever had an iPhone SE apart, imagine a phone where the screen had to only cracked but had come completely away from the backplate. All three cables from the screen were torn. The case had bent, the plastic at the bottom was broken, the camera had gone, the plastic at the top of the case was very dodgy and the battery had bent. How on earth – apparently it fell three floors on to concrete.

And of course there was no backup…

So, off to eBay. Having acquired various bits and reassembled it sufficiently to do a full backup this was then restored to a new SE phone. All was well with the world (well, actually the new phone soon suffered water damage and then another catastrophic fall and has since become an even newer phone… but that’s not my problem!).

I had assembled the repaired phone rather quickly as it only had to do the one task of the backup. The camera was not sitting right and was pressing against the screen. So it sat on the shelf waiting it’s turn to be re-repaired. For maybe a year.

Fast forward and one of our older phones no longer receives new versions of iOS. The app used for bus tickets, which originally split into two apps, one for timetables and one for payments, has been replaced by a new version that does everything. Only it does not work on the older iOS. So, the waiting-to-be-re-repaired iPhone came to mind. I wiped it and checked the battery will actually store charge for more than a few hours, and then set about pulling it apart to sort out the camera. It all went back together just fine. I updated iOS, set it up as a new phone and attached it to the relevant iCloud account. All was going well. Well, until I tried to call it. The call worked fine, good audio both ways… but…

…IT DOES NOT RING OR VIBRATE!

Typical. Everything else is fine, but useless as it does not give any audible alert on incoming calls, FaceTime or messages. The ‘silent’ switch and volume up/down buttons are very non-functional, and even setting the ring volume up via the app it does not ring. The assistive touch stuff does not help. I guess it’s stuck somehow on ‘silent’ in a way that the software cannot get round.

So it is destined for eBay as parts.