A kitchen full of unwanted cookies…

I was notified by email today of a document shared on Yahoo! that I needed to read. So… off to Yahoo! and I am presented with a screen about privacy. I can get no further before I either blindly accept all their cookies and those of their partners or I can manage what is set. Ok, let’s manage it then – off to the Privacy Centre (hmmm… UK spelling).

What I am looking for is a button where I can reject cookies. Ok… so in paragraph 2 of 12 or so, I lost count, I find the link to the Privacy Dashboard. Off we go then, I bet the ‘reject’ button is there, oh no wait I get a screen full of brand icons I can click to see how each partner will use my personal data. Hmmm. No reject button then…

I clicked the first one and I’m whizzed off, electronically to the vendors site where I need to log in and prove I am not a robot. Try another. Same thing, and indeed the same login function hosted by AOL. And, you guessed it, it’s setting cookies before I have even had the chance to say yes or no.

And I’ve yet to get anywhere near the document I want to see…

I’m not going any further but seriously, if I actually wanted to find out how my personal data will be used by this website, the company behind it, the company behind them, and each of their partners and the companies behind those, it would take me an hour or more, and I’d be rewarded with a whole kitchen full of cookies.

So, the document remains unread… shame really. And now I need to get rid of the cookies that have been set before I even had the chance to say ‘no’.

Awful cookie consent pages…

There’s an interesting mixture of cookie consent pages and functions these days, ranging from one nice site I saw that had defaulted to ‘none’, to those that seem to want you to opt out individually to over 400 advertising cookies, with quite a few of those requiring you to go and find the advertiser in question to opt out. I just saw one which has the usual half-page banner that only gives an option to accept all cookies, but hidden (in plain sight) is a link that takes you to a consent page. This page does nothing that wanting you to consent to all cookies but, if you try hard enough it tells you how you can opt out – by visiting some advertising agency cookie control site. Er, no, that’s not how it should be done.

I wonder if anyone (other than me) actually bothers to complain to whatever agency is even listening about these stupid practices!